A Game By Casper

You are in a room. It is on the 8th floor. Looks like a long way down. It looks like the [[closet|Closet]] is open. [[Out the window|Window]] [[Out the door|Door]]

You fall. You hit a tree. It feels like you've broken at least three of your ribs. You must call an amublance now. [[Call an ambulance|Ambulance]] [[Cry for help|Help]] [[Crawl back to the elevator|Elevator]]

The door is locked. [[Try something else|Logan]]

You pull ouyt your phone. Funny, it doesn't look like your phone. It also has no contacts in it, which is fine, because you're just calling 911. Still, it makes you wonder who's phone it is. [[911]]

You call for help. Some people are coming. That's good, right? They don't look like cops, though... are they... really here to help? They drag you to [[another place|BossMainHouse]]

With great effort and after an enormous exertion, you make it to the elevator, and even manage to press the call button. The elevator opens... you have very little energy, but you pull yourself halfway into the elevator... and the doors begin to close... [[Wait for them to open automatically again, as all elevator doors do because of safety measures put in place|WaitElevator]]

You pick up the hammer and savagely beat yourself about the face and neck with it. This turns out to have been incredibly stupiud. It doesn't. Whatever you were trying to do. And now you just fucking hurt. Why do you do these things? [[Game Over|WhyGameOver]]

It's all balled up. You shake it out, and something shiny falls on the floor. It is a key! [[Back to the room|RoomWithKey]]

That's dumb. Why would you do that? [[Nevermind|Closet]]

The maid is speaking rapidly in Spanish. You do not speak Spanish, because you are from Idaho. And white as fuck. [[Smack her to stop her from screaming|Smack]] [[Pistol whip her|PistolWhip]] [[Smother her|Smother]] [[Run|YouCantRun]]

She smacks you back. -10 HP. -100 Self Esteem. And integrity. Dignity. All of that's pretty much gone now. You're just not that manly anymore. The maid runs away. [[Well I'll just wait|Wait]]

You instinctively pistol whip the maid, like a champ! How did you even know how to do that? She falls down, and you pile her on top of the rest of the [[bodies|SearchBodies]]. The hallway is now clear. [[Hallway]] [[Go back to the room|BackDie]]

Good thing you have that underwear you stole! You ingeniously begin to smear it in the maid's face. She is extemely frightened and confused, and very upset because, being a maid, she notices that you did not see before and her terrified eyeballs are staring right at them. At least it covered up her screams. The maid passes out. [[Finish her|KillMaid]] [[Drag her into the closet|MaidInCloset]]

With all the bodies and what not everywhere, and other issues, it's just not possible for you to run.

Waiting was a mistake. One of the guards enters and shoots you, seeing that you're no longer in the closet. [[You die|GameOver]]

You drag the maid back into the closet, gagging her with the crusty-ass undewear so she can't make any noise when she wakes up. You try and decide what to do next. Eventually, a man comes, and shoots you in the face, because what you did is horrible. [[You die|WhoHurtYou]]

911, what is your emergency? [[Tell the 911 dispatcher what you need|Tell911]]

You are taken across the manicured grounds of what looks like a large estate, into the main house. It is a mansion. But you don't get to enjoy looking at it, because you are dragged in front of a man who looks like a Mexican Elvis. With massive pecs. The Boss says, It is unfortunate that you tried to escape. Things would have been great, if you had agreed to work with me. But you made me kill those three men myself last night. Why couldn't you just do it youself? [[Answer him|Death]]

Before you can muster up an entire sentence, you get shot in the back of the head. [[I think that's it...|GameOver]]

Game Over. Thanks for playing. Don't be such a dick next time.

You are in Logan's room. It is on the 8th floor. Looks like a long way down. It looks like the [[closet|Closet]] is open. [[Out the window|Window]] [[Out the door|DoorWithKey]]

The door is unlocked now that you've used the key, but it's still blocked by something... the door is now opened just enough for you to see a red puddle on the ground, and something that looks to be a severed finger. [[Use the broom for leverage|LeverageDoor]]

You leverage the broom against the door and the wall. As you're doing this, you notice something: You seem to have grabbed the handgun from the closet for some reason... and you put it in a holster you didn't even know you had. [[Interesting|MaidEnters]]

Game Over. Why did you do that to yourself? Score: - 10 (Terrible)

Okay, sir, we're pinpointing your location right now, don't worry, okay? Oh... I'm sorry, we can't dispatch a unit to that location. [[Object to this|Objection]]

911 hung up on you. You bleed out slowly. [[Gave Over|GameOver]]

This isn't that kind of elevator. The doors close onto your body, crushing your skeleton and many vital organs. [[You die|GameOver]]

The long hallway of this guest house is big and open and bare of decorations. As you walk, you start to remember things. You remember you're a hired hit man. You remember that you know how to do certain things connected to that, but you can't quite remember what they are... No time to think about that now, though, because [[you've arrived|EndOfHall]]

You go backwards. Instead of always moving forward like a shark. That's your whole way of going through life, isn't it? You take two steps back for every step forward. In this case, that is your undoing. The boss comes back. Your last thought on this Earth is that he looks like a Mexican Elvis. [[Game Over|WhyGameOver]]

One of the corpses has a butterfly knife, another one had a business card that says El Pollo Loco on it, with an address and phone number, and the last one had ammo in his pockets. What a find! The [[Hallway]] is now clear. You close the door so nobody can see.

You open the door, and the hallway opens out onto a large garden, with many [[wooden planet boxes|Sneak]] that would make good cover if you had to sneak around. But you're a tough guy, so you can just go straight through the garden to the main house if you want. [[Yeah, I'll just walk straight through|GameOver]]

Instead of just stampeding through, you expertly deicide to hide behind the boxes, one by one, until you're at the other side of the garden, at the [[door to the main house|Level2]]

Welcome to Level 2.

Game Over. (Who hurt you?)